Alan Smith

From Waccoepedia

Former Elland Road hero who was once quoted saying 'I'd never join Man Utd'. Now regarded as a Judas by many Leeds supporters, while others still hold him in high regard. Despite some strong opinions from others the majority of Leeds fans never really cared at all about the fortunes of this mediocre premiership player and are bored by others seeming obsession with him.

Sniveling little twat from Rothwell, used to be: Leeds hero, now is : Scummy little bad tempered Twat who plays for the barcodes. Officially renamed Analscum, even though he now plays(?) for the Toon Tossers.

Possessor of a pair of very oddly-coloured lips which were strangely attractive to Gary Kelly