David Prutton

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David Prutton is a current Leeds United midfielder often filling the right midfield birth.

Apart from his dubious like of Yoga and his need for a haircut, he is known for being the only Leeds United player with a mature sense of humour, often bypassing the Stalinesque censorship of Yorkshire Radio and LUTV (which are claimed to be one in the same) to put forward his alternative comedic observations (Pruttons Prowse) on the goings on at Leeds United.

Prutton has recently ascended to the higher plane of Yogic being, and in recognition the fans call him Jesus. Ironically Prutton wears the number 7 shirt, which as everyone knows is Jesus's favourite number.