East leeds
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The Service Crew don't get east leeds out of scrapes: east leeds gets the service crew out of scrapes.
When east leeds goes to an away game the home fans are kept in for 30 minutes after the final whistle.
east leeds tells the stewards at ER to sit down.
east leeds has his own tankard in the local pubs of the top 20 firms in England.
When east leeds has a restricted view seat at games the teams are told not to kick the ball into his blind spot.
east leeds can get into the pavilion without showing his membership.
east leeds doesn't have to ring the ticket office to find out how ticket sales are going - the ticket office ring east leeds with hourly updates.
When Leeds fans have a police escort to and from the station at away games, east leeds rides the lead horse.
east leeds doesn't have to queue to be served in the Peacock on match days - the bar staff queue up to serve east leeds.
At half time east leeds uses the toilets in the East Stand upper.
east leeds has more coaching badges than Kevin Blackwell.
east leeds can get an egg McMuffin from McDonalds on Elland Road at any time of day.
east leeds kills all the chickens used in balti pies.
When the teams come out of the tunnel at Elland Road, east leeds moves the canopy out using telekinesis.
east leeds knows who owns Astor and Krato.
east leeds graciously granted naming rights of the stadium at Elland Road, Elland being an abbreviation for East Leeds LAND. Alternative rumours that Elland represents the initial letters of the phrase East Leeds Likes Anal Nookie Daily are strenuously denied.
east leeds is harder than both Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris.
east leeds can knock out HEARTBREAKER with less than one punch.
Peter Lorimer can kick a football at 90 miles an hour. east leeds can roundhouse kick two footballs at 91 miles an hour.
When the floodlight pylons at Elland Road were taken down, instead of spending time and money having them professionally dismantled they just got east leeds to roundhouse kick them down. It took three kicks in total to bring down all four pylons. When the last one saw what had happened to the other three it just fell down on its own. The lights themselves are now attached to the front of east leeds’s Vespa.
If Norman Hunter bit east leeds’s leg Norman would be killed instantly.
east leeds can throw a mini from one end of the Elland Road pitch to the other.
During the half time WACCOE (see WACCOE (chant)) east leeds is able to wave his shirt around his head and clap at the same time. He chooses not to do so, however, as the clapping is SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
